Truly I say unto you, my dear: to this prattle I am indifferent

I don't give a damn.

I don't give a damn about not giving a damn.

Except I can't do that.

I don't want to give a damn. How do I get to not have to give a damn?

I wouldn't mind having someone around (preferably of the opposite sex, for obvious reasons) who understands why I don't give a damn.
Except that, honestly, I wouldn't wish such an understanding on someone else, because then they wouldn't want to give a damn either.
Damn, what do I do?

I don't care, and yet I do.
I care, and yet I don't.

I was in Bangalore for a bit. I met some nice (read: pretty fucking awesome) people. And, as per usual, I people-watched.
I don't get normal human interaction, it almost doesn't make sense. And yet, somehow, it seems I muddled through - apart from the mildly amusing mishap involving my glasses - and I don't think they found me overly weird.
(Heh, who am I kidding, I can be pretty intense and awesome with the right crowd, and this was no exception)

So, why do I put myself through this? Music probably has something to do with it ... but unless things pan out in a better way, that line of thought feels overdone.

Is Trust Worth It?

Who do you trust?

Offhand, I can only think of a few (which is all well and good, since it's inadvisable to be too trusting outside of an ideal world). If we try to be specific to situations, the number varies wildly. Situations of engineering, art, music, science, etc. A matter of different people being able to do different things, making it a requirement that my trust be flexible.

That being said, that's not exactly what Zefrank is talking about, is it? It's not simply trusting people to do what they are good at; it's the ability to allow another to hold a part of you with no fear.
I don't think I've ever truly known that.
I don't know if I'm even capable of giving or receiving that kind of trust.
There goes my hope of ever managing a functional relationship (notwithstanding my issues with actually initiating said relationship).

Oh, look at me crying about my problems, though. Something tells me that I could have it much worse.
And yet ... somehow, that doesn't make me feel much better.

Destiny / Hollow Entitlement

Anyone care to explain why, over the past eight years, my thoughts always return to her?
Because I sure as hell don't know why.

To be fair, I don't see why not, either - but that's not the point. The point is that I don't know why. I don't like not knowing why. It makes me feel out of control (although the idea that I was ever in control, is kind of funny). I guess I should be grateful we don't live in this particular world of soulmates? Or do we?

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It's a hollow relief that I don't have to go through the shit that half of the world population deals with.

Freedom

I remember the first time I heard the name Lady Gaga, around a year into my stint in America, I assumed she was a really popular porn star.
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I need to get out of India. Free money, anyone? Technically, the whole world is open to me ... but that doesn't make it easier. The difference between having no choices, and so many choices that you freeze up completely.
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It takes effort to be courteous. A sad truth that most people probably never consciously appreciate because it's a function of culture.
You can't expect people to stop pissing on the streets when there's maybe one publicly available toilet for every 50 people. (this is my conservative estimate, and could possibly be an exaggeration) Even if, somehow, magically, toilets were to appear - I doubt many people (read: men) would use them, just for the sake of being contrary. Indians are fucking stubborn.
You can't expect people to make way and show consideration for others on the roads and sidewalks when there's barely enough place for one person at a time. No one's going to stay comfortably in a queue and board a bus in an orderly fashion, because that would be foolish in the extreme! Everyone else would be first and I wouldn't! Can't have that, boss.
This country depresses me ... but then, so does the rest of the world. I hate politics, have I mentioned that? I feel like I've mentioned that. If not on this blog, then for sure in person.
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Songwriting is hard - and made harder, in a way, paradoxically, by my musical training (classical training does not a jazz musician make). A poor working memory doesn't help much either.

Tragically Comic

Bet you thought I was gonna talk about Robin Willams, huh?
Guess again.

Nah, I'm mildly (and darkly) amused by the mess that those American police officers got themselves in by shooting Mike Brown. It seems a total breakdown of civil order in that area is pretty much inevitable right now. I bet Mr Williams is happy he's in a better place. Hmm, speaking of a breakdown ...

Oh, also the bullshit going on with ISIS. Yeah.

Oh, and also all that cow dung with Israel / Palestine.

















HA! Thought that was it, didn't you?
Ebola should keep you on your toes.
Okay, I'm done for now. I guess I should be grateful.

Be Free, Genie. Genie, You're Free Now (a.k.a. "When The Comedy Is A Joke")

Hey, bet you can't guess who's the latest victim of Life, that cruel force.
Here's a hint: his first name's not Williams, and his last name isn't Robin.

The internet says it much better than I ever could, especially considering how little of his extensive filmography I've seen - but here goes:
Farewell, Master. Few can hope to even dream of matching your comedic and dramatic prowess.

There's also my little pet hypothesis that every single well-known comedian is probably depressed. Well, I'm willing to extend that to even lesser-known ones.
Heck, there's a lot of people who aren't comedians who're probably depressed. So don't feel left out.
But hey! It's actually not merely a hypothesis, when it's pretty much the norm. We'll come back to this in a sec.

Depression in a person whose career is one of comedy ... is a special beast. It seems counterintuitive - except that, of course, they're also human. In order to see the joy in life, there has to be some perspective on misery, or else all so-called comedy is nothing but genuine trivialization, generalizations, and a joke.
Robin Williams performed for deployed American troops, and had a tickle fight with Koko the sign-language-speaking gorilla. He's done quite a bit of charity work, from what I've been told. He struggled with substance abuse.
Of course, what makes his death any more significant than all the dead children in the Middle East, I wonder? (There is an obvious answer to that, but let's keep this on topic.)

I try to be funny, sometimes. On occasion. Every now and then. Periodically. Intermittently. Every so often. Once in a while. Observational comedy was usually where I got the most laughs.
America changed me (as most international trips during a person's formative years do). I was myself, yet no one knew that. No one knew me, and I re-invented myself, and everyone knew me. Well, having a somewhat unique name and upbringing for the locale kinda sorta probably helped ...
I was sheltered and awkward growing up in Dubai. Partly through the vagaries of circumstance, partly through my own faults. My penchant for observation and the freedom of culture in the USA taught me a lot without overtly changing who I was. The immediate and complete (and fast!) availability of information simply added to what I had long previously learned from Isaac Asimov and World Book Encyclopedia: namely, that 1) everything I see and know is nothing in the long run, and 2) people are dicks to each other in general, and to women and black people in particular.

But what I'm getting at here is, where does humor come from? The truth is, in order to even dream of coming close to what Robin Williams could do, one has to be well-educated. Well-read, smart, observational, and fearless - he talks about it. You can't joke about things you haven't heard of - and you're basically a prick if you run with something that you just read about in the newspaper headlines five minutes ago without any additional backstory.
I could never joke about drugs - I can barely tolerate alcohol, and I've never smoked. I couldn't joke about women or relationships - a grand total of one girlfriend at the fresh age of 21.5, lasting about 5 weeks. Yeah, I'm frickin' Casanova. I made jokes about friends, games, pop culture, the Middle East, India, the USA, religion, science. I had my ethnicity as an advantage, and by God I milked it. You can only do what you know ... and when you know a lot, like Robin Williams or any great person of history - you see all sides of humanity. From the utter pits up to the truly blessed.

I truly believe that the great comedians operate at a higher level even than the most renowned philosophers of any time - past, present, or future. In order to bring so much joy to humanity, they have to connect with the audience on a very fundamental level; and in order to connect effectively, there must be some form of understanding. To see into the nature of a subject and bring out genuine hilarity will always 1) offend someone* and 2) give the comedian a clear view of the dark side. I know it, because I've seen it, I've been there, and so have plenty of others ... and I'm not even that great of a comedian.

You know what, just forget everything I'm saying. The articles I linked above say it so much better than I can. I've forgotten how to speak since I left America.
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*There are distasteful jokes. They exist. But they are largely a matter of context ... you can't have a smartass white comedian going on about how hard it is to be a woman in a country they're never lived in - while a woman from said culture would rake in the dough. And beyond that lies a matter of being able to laugh at oneself - which is not easy. There are jokes about rape and rape culture that, delivered tastefully, do not detract from what a serious problem it is. People joke about the Titanic, recognizing the hyperbole of proclaiming it unsinkable. And the list goes on.
And a truth that very few people want to recognize - there should some part of you that recognizes the realities that make comedy possible. This is the part that dictates whether you laugh or get offended, whether at your own expense or at others'. If that part of you is insensitive, then you have lost your humanity and humour is most certainly not for you.

Fearless

I live in perpetual fear of ...

... the minuscule lapse of attention it would take for me to be struck by a car on Indian roads.
... the infinitesimally small margins by which buses avoid head-on collisions as I commute to/from work.
... a meteorite hitting the planet.
... a meteorite hitting me.
... falling into the gutter, on account of my poor balance, or the rain, or being forced off the road by a vehicle driving close to the edge of the road.
... the one mosquito bite it would take to contract malaria, or worse.
... the one fall, on stairs or concrete, that could leave me with a broken neck.
... my mandolin strings snapping as I play, cutting my skin and giving me tetanus.
... falling off my bed as I sleep.
... wetting my bed like I did as a child.
... slipping in the shower.
... stepping in cow dung.
... missing something important.
... loneliness.
... beautiful women.
... life.
... death.
... going insane from the stress of dwelling on all of the above and more on a daily basis.

And The Comedian Of The Decade Award Goes To ...

It's an interesting exercise attempting to make light of a tragedy. There's a lot of them these days. Quite a lot, depending on one's definition of the word.
For example, it was quite the tragedy when my friend died. She passed in her sleep at the ripe old age of ... all of twenty-two. By all accounts - including my own - she was a rare jewel in an often dark world.
It is also a tragedy when a drunk driver mows down innocent lives, and when he/she doesn't get much more than a slap on the wrist to show for it. I doubt there's much shortage of this particular event anywhere in the world.
Each and every rape in India (and, indeed, around the world) is a tragedy on its own. Taken all together, the sheer number is a tragedy of tragedies.
The downing of MH17 is no less of a tragedy, as much as was the disappearance of its sister flight MH370. At this point I'm basically out of words to express it effectively.
And this was only a couple of electrons grazed off of a chip from a sliver off of a chunk that's close to, but not quite up against, a block that is rather near the tip of the ever-growing iceberg. For a sense of scale, give this little visualization a peek.

Oh, also America's prison system. That's rather tragic in its own right.

The question arises: How do we prioritize resources to solve things when everything is equal in magnitude?

Apparent tangent: There's oodles of research on the fact that human willpower, much like a muscle, can be overtaxed. Even without research, most people with enough presence of mind will intuitively know this. When I, for example, know in my gut that I shouldn't buy that chocolate bar - but I'm stressed at the end of the day and I really need it to unwind.
Reconciling the tangent: It takes willpower to care about things that are not directly related to oneself, regardless of how obvious the tragedy is.

My friend mused:
"What's with all the planes these days?"
She was, of course, referring to, in chronological order, the disappearance of flight MH370, the shooting-down-by-missile of MH17, and the crash of Air Algerie flight AH5017.

My response, which was my first instinct (we'll discuss later the morality of my instincts):
"Gravity decided it needed help getting rid of its detractors."
My alternate response would have been: "The Bermuda Triangle is starting to branch out."

Yes, I am a horrible human being, apparently. I've said it, and I will defend that statement.
But, actually, no, I'm not.

Remember what I said about willpower? Yeah, that thing.
There's only so many crashed airplanes one can stomach at the end of the year.
There's only so many burglaries one can deal with at the end of the month.
There's only so many rape cases one can come to terms with at the end of the week.
At some point, someone, somewhere, is raising their hands to the heavens in frustration and seriously considering demolishing the entire planet.
... Or maybe that last is just me?

I'm fairly certain I've mentioned to several people a simple fact: if I started taking life really seriously, I'd probably go insane. This is one reason why.
I make the jokes I can, because if I don't then I'm just going to devolve into an emotionless hulk. It gives me a reprieve, however temporary, from the reality that is life. It allows me to take a moment to remember that I do care about people after all.
And you know what? I would do the same even if I myself were to be a passenger on an ill-fated airline. Assuming I had the presence of mind to do so in such a situation, of course - because humor, unfortunately, also requires willpower, and I doubt a plummeting fuselage is a place well-known for its mind-strengthening vibe.

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I wonder how many people get the joke in the title.

To Go To Where We Come From

The simple truth is that on my own, I will probably never be able to escape how fucked up I am.
Of course, my brother would also never recognize how much of it is his fault. EDIT: More accurately: it's hard to say how much responsibility he would accept for me turning out the way I am.

It has been my observation that siblings born either
1) within a couple of years of each other, or
2) with roughly 7 or more years between them,
tend to have more fruitful relationships.
Before a certain age, a child lacks the self-awareness to want to monopolize affection. As far as the older sibling is concerned, the younger one has basically 'always been there'.
In the latter case, once the child has reached the so-called "age of reason" (this can be before or after 7 years, although that is accepted to be the average age it starts) and develops a conscience and rational thinking, it seems logical to have a positive relationship with the younger sibling. So this is what I have seen.

Neither was the case with my brother and I. He came through 4.5 years before I did, around 2.5 years after my sister. As far as I know, they got along fine until I was there, and from what I recall of my childhood, my sister usually was there to defend me from him. When she left to go to university, he could exercise all the power in our small world.

This is not to say that we didn't have our positive moments. I'm almost certain we did. But the sad fact is that if we did, it's all buried under this vast mountain of unhappy experiences, and I can barely dig myself out. I kept to myself so much that I didn't know what 'spooning' actually meant until I was around 20. And I certainly never experienced it until I was half past 21, which was the first time I initiated a kiss. (I'd received a kiss once - just once - before that. When I was 16. Lovely girl, wonderful friend. I was shell-shocked and basically froze up completely.)
My brother would often hang out with a girl from my year who was in the choir with him. He would give her private piano lessons in the main living room - and I seem to remember he would always get inordinately upset whenever I had to get something from the room while he was in there with her, even if it just took a matter of seconds. I don't think I understood why until just a couple of years ago.

I don't know if I was born an introvert, but I learned from him, early on, that trying something I had never tried before was a bad idea. I learned that there was knowledge I was not meant to have, because it was only for the worthy (and for people older than me). I learned that if I ever competed for anything in any way, ever, I would always lose (with the only stupid exception of dumb luck in my favor).

Maybe I was a brat. In fact I'm pretty sure I was. Most children are born that way - they have to demand attention in order to survive. I remember I would get my parents to shout at him because "his butt was pointing at me". Both of my parents worked full-time, so I doubt they had much willpower to spare on correcting me - it was just easier to shout at my brother to do something as simple as turn his body around.


Not necessarily related: I went to the same school for nine years. This school was boys/girls segregated. Not a horrible thing, and not too surprising for a Catholic school. Genders could mix before or after school, which was fine. I never met a large percentage of the girls in my own year ... until 6 months before we all graduated. This was partly due to the fact that I took public transportation rather than the school buses (which were not actually owned/run by the school). There was a girl (who is quite a stunning woman today) who lived in the next apartment block over from mine, and went to the same school, in the same grade as me, for pretty much the same length of time - and I don't recall that I even knew her name until my final year of school.

There was another girl who I used to have childhood play-dates with. She could be a supermodel, these days. We could have grown up together to be best friends, even, who knows. I recall that there were times we played games which would seem creepy or sexual to an adult mindset - but I fail to see how we could have intended that at the time, seeing as both of us were less than 10 years old. Still, over the years we drifted apart, and occasionally when we'd meet I'd make oblique references to our childhood play-dates. I never thought of it as creepy - I learned later from a mutual friend that (possibly due to her upbringing) she likely took it much more seriously than I'd imagine. I haven't seen her in years now, and, not for the first or the last time, I wonder what could have been if I'd been more mindful, or less ... myself.

You See, The Root Of Your Problem Is That You're Square

So I decided last night I'd sit down and let the words flow for a change.
With minor moderation, of course. I mean, that shit's gotta rhyme to some degree.

HOLY FUCK, SO MUCH TEEN-ANGSTY EMO.
I'm not even surprised, honestly - why would I be any other way, all things considered? I've never even done this sort of thing before.
But as one can imagine, there's something definitive about seeing the proof in my words on screen (or on paper), as opposed to being taken for granted inside my head.

So, yeah, no one is ever going to see or hear those words.

Stairway to Heaven

It makes me wonder, really.

The day may come when I lose someone who I actually have a meaningful connection with, as opposed to a passing friendship.
What will I do? How will I feel? What would it mean? And what about others who would likely be closer to the person in question?

Nothing Else Matters, after all. I'm a Doubting Thomas, and Tomorrow Is A Long Time coming. Maybe someday I'll be Out Of The Woods.

Spirited Away

So it turns out, someone died. She was only 22.
Wow, that just ... really narrows it down, huh!

She didn't mean much to me, probably, in the grand scheme of things. The casual acquaintance who seems a little crazy at times and who never seems to have a dull moment.
From what I can see on her Facebook page, it is clear that she touched many lives, including mine.
Not in any majorly significant way. I never kissed her, or dreamed about her in any way. I knew her, but as that short kid who didn't take crap and was always happy hanging out with the self-professed 'nerds'. She was the touchy-feely type, which was cool because have I mentioned hugs are freaking awesome? Also boobs. I'm a guy, and I'm straight. I notice boobs. Deal with it.

No, she didn't mean much, just like a helicopter doesn't mean much to an alligator.
Actually, wait, does that even make sense?
What the hell am I drinking? Nothing? Dammit, brain, now how do I excuse this splattering of mumbo-jumbo?
... forget I said it.
... Wait, you can actually erase things in a blog post? Shit, wish I'd thought of that before going on this word bender.

I have very few people in my life who I could say I am 'close' to. Eleanor wasn't one of them. Most of them - nay, all of them - are not within walking distance (or even reasonable driving distance) from my current location. My dad's mother passed away recently - but I barely knew her. My sister could have been near death multiple times in the past year. My brother, too, except we didn't really endear ourselves to each other in our formative years. I honestly don't know how I'd react if either of them were to depart this plane of existence. And, speaking from experience, I would never be able to talk to them comfortably about the things I truly enjoy.

Eleanor does mean something to me, contrary to what one may have inferred from my words above. She is carefree, fun-size (short people are the best), and beautiful. I will probably never miss her as much as her family, or her close friends. The best I can say is that, with the whole world going to shit, she's in a better place. At least she died in her sleep (hopefully without any discomfort).

Every time I travel the roads of India - by foot or otherwise - I am forced to confront my mortality. I cannot count the number of scenarios I have envisioned of my own death. It's not fun, and I wish my brain would stop. I feel like it has made the concept of death too unreal for me - like all I have to do is change the variables of my imagination, and I will survive everything. I won't, and nor do I want to. I just want to live without pain - as does everyone, right?

Don't worry, Ellie. We weren't close - but in the grand scheme of things, I don't matter. You, however, deserve to be larger than life.

The Breeze Might Knock You Down

And yet another marriage coming up. In Toronto, if memory serves.
[Insert the age-old joke of how marriage is the #1 cause of divorce]

I used to have the most massive crush on this one (actually, who am I kidding? It would be fair to say I still have a crush on her, among others). Although - to be fair - I doubt there would have been anyone with a penis who didn't (unless they were thoroughly asexual). Then again, that's how I perceive a large proportion of my female friends to be. (no, not sex objects, you pervert - just very beautiful)

I've been told that you shouldn't put people on a pedestal - but then how else would the men of this planet be able to innocently peek up women's skirts?
Okay, yes, that was just a horrible joke. And yet, the metaphor in my mind remains - because everyone in the world has some desire to be someone else's ideal (or complement). And it's not exactly like I ask my brain to find a woman attractive as she passes through my field of vision.
Ladies, fair warning - I recommend you wear jeans while you're up on that pedestal.

Seriously, Where Would We Be Without It?

IT'S ALL ABOUT TEH SECKS

The bus driver on the way to work was noticeably more reckless than the norm. He looked Punjabi, or perhaps Sikh? (It might have been the turban and full beard).
No day would be complete without contemplation of one's mortality several times over, yes? And how can one think of mortality without even a fleeting thought towards the converse?

Mostly it comes to mind given the number of my friends getting hitched - which isn't particularly surprising given the age range. At least, most of them should populate the planet with halfway decent offspring, given what little I know of the couples in question.

Embrace the possibilities, maybe? Something worthwhile would be nice. Someone worthwhile would be better still ... or, more accurately, someone whose while I am worth.

Postal?

I found myself creeping through photos of friends again. Particularly the ones I remember finding attractive.
Good grief, there's a lot of them. And it's almost like nothing's changed.
Except, of course, that many things - if not everything - have in fact changed.

As my friend so succinctly put it, "I don't want to date, but there's all this fucking loneliness."

I'd congratulate myself on having all these deep thoughts - except what's the guarantee that I'm the first one to have had them, and what's the point when everything needs to be rediscovered each generation?

There are times I feel like I wasn't meant to be a human being.

Degradation

I used to do three-dimensional vector calculus in college.
In cartesian, cylindrical, and polar coordinate systems. (Granted, I struggled a bit with the latter two, but I could do it.)
And although I had a hard time with differential equations, I'd eventually get the right answer.

So ... why the hell am I struggling with this basic trigonometry?

Neuteronomy

I can't think today. These thoughts are neither in the order I thought of them, nor in the order I would like them to be.
And they sure as hell aren't complete.

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So, this can happen.
Is it a bad thing that this appeals to me in so many ways as a punishment mechanism? For, well, anything undesirable?

It's almost funny - I need not fear punishment because I know I would never do anything to endanger said bits. In terms of physical danger, I generally try to avoid risks to my life. In terms of punishment for crimes - I'm too afraid to approach women, let alone violate them in any way ... and I don't have the presence of mind (or muscular strength) to even attempt most crimes. By all means, you're welcome to punish me, though. You'll just have to wait 'til I've done something wrong. Does that somehow make me better than you, or invalidate justice? I certainly wouldn't say so.

It's quite a safe generalization to categorize a rapist as a bully. After all, rape culture is more or less about power (and sex). And we know bullies are all about power.
All we have to do, then, is take away the power, yes? Seems simple enough. Sex is kind of important, though. (Though let's not talk about how much of it I'm having ...)

I am not going to belabor ideas about how every teensy word one says, or the smallest actions one takes through the course of day, can have an impact on the environment. It's an equivalent idea to the 'moth-causing-a-hurricane' and, regardless of its validity, it's an exercise in futility unless you are possessed of powers far beyond that of ordinary humans. (... in which case, why the fuck are you reading my blog? Why are you even on this planet when there's a whole Universe out there more deserving of your presence?)

Context is everything. In context, we are moving, talking masses of atoms. Out of context, we are (supposedly) rational beings. There is no absolute path in any issue, as clear-cut as I wish it were. (I know, right? The irony of absolutely stating that nothing is absolute ...) I make such a big deal out of how criminals must be caught and dealt with, and yet I deliberately never engage with the question of why they are criminals.

Forget about the patriarchy for just a hot second. Drop a canister of industrial-grade pepper spray into the hands of every female in the country (nay, in the world), and tell them how (and when) to use it.
Let's ignore the fact that a small percentage of people will be affected by the spray even without deserving it - we can equate that to collateral damage for now.
When we give an effective means of punishment to the ones who are most deeply affected by a given crime - how does a bully otherwise remain a bully? Because society enables it, yes - and also because the victim either cannot or does not fight back effectively.

How can one be accused of sitting on the fence when they're still wandering around trying to figure out where the fence is? Of course, there is no fence, but humans are broken that way - we need fences. Here, or there. 'Somewhere' is, evidently, not an acceptable answer, because 'right there' is unequivocally and abso-posi-lu-tively (sic) the right place for it.

You kill the bullies by teaching would-be victims to beat them down, teaching their peers not to stand idly by or encourage it, and only then will bullies learn. Nobody likes being told what or what not to do, so no one is going to listen to authority even if the authorities were miraculously in full support of the underdog. Give the underdog brass knuckles, and to hell with the consequences. A world of limitations is not a world worth living in.

The Sequence?

Ahh, the joys of thinking linearly. A leads to B leads to C. Isn't that right? ... Right?!
Step 1: sharing mutual friend's condition
Step 2: discussing level of concern
Step 3: application of comparison
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: anger / disillusionment / frustration / apathy / something-like-that

The core of worry: Does this mean that it wouldn't be so if I hadn't shared his condition?

At what point did it become a crime to be more concerned for a close friend than for a brother with a rocky history?
At what time did it become an insult to be concerned about a friend based on 1) their apparent disposition, as well as 2) many of the same issues that I have seen played out around the world?

Maybe it wasn't something I did or said. I mean, it couldn't have been me, could it? Was I not completely level-headed? I'd have noticed if I flew off the handle, right? Just like how I noticed - uh .... dammit, where are those keys? I could've sworn they were in my pocket .... um, what were we talking about?

How can one avoid retracing the same, apparently dead, path if one doesn't know where they took the wrong turn? Is the path actually dead, or just disagreeable? Did you know there is a difference between those two qualifiers?

Might this all have been avoided if I hadn't awkwardly gatecrashed the celebration all those years ago? Or if I hadn't been so stupidly oblivious with my childhood friend, when we were, y'know - children? ... but then, what would I have gained? How much might I have lost?

At what moment do the maybes and what-ifs reach a conclusion, so that I might slip into sweet, sweet oblivion? And how long do I have to wait to find out? And why am I talking almost entirely in questions?

Maybe parallel processing wouldn't be such a good idea. I'd go insane much sooner.

Honk If You Love Me

So.
There's this thing. (If you don't want to read it, the title is "Mumbai residents want the honking to stop.") Simple enough.

I'm such a horrible person, and you could very well condemn me for my opinion. I'm not even in Mumbai - but the problem is endemic to the ENTIRE. GODDAMN. COUNTRY. Holy hell.

Seriously, the only thing that will improve anything here is a godforsaken cataclysm. I've observed human nature long enough to know this for a fact. So, omnipotent aliens, wherever you are, take note: cut off all vehicle horns in the entire country. I don't care who, what, where. Millions, it is virtually guaranteed, may die - even (or especially) myself - in this transition, but one thing is for certain: the citizens who currently drive so carefree will learn to drive well, because otherwise they will
1) be guilty of killing countless pedestrians, and/or
2) die.

At least we'll have some peace and quiet for once.

Thought for the day.
-- Yours truly radical.

Sasquatch

Welp it's been a while, my loyal followers, hasn't it? It seems like just yesterday when it was ... yesterday.
Okay, maybe I'm not making so much sense, but I don't see why I have to when nothing else does. Seriously. Nothing actually makes sense. There's no sense in anything. Like, literally. One of those head-scratching things that you "can't unsee once seen".

My favourite friend, the venerable Princess Sierra Watson, was kind enough to keep me company some time back. And I, like the fool I was, utterly forgot to get a picture to immortalize that memory. It seems like something I would do, but I can't be certain, because I didn't take a picture of myself forgetting so that I'd remember that I forgot to do that.
I also have been for a few weddings. Like, good heavens, weddings are freaking everywhere. What is with people getting married these days - and, more importantly, what is up with me? I mean, you'd think, there's a goddamn open bar and I'm most definitely not driving - why the hell wouldn't a sane person get shitfaced? And yet it comes to a point where I forgo all of the free booze, in favor of an expensive one-time drink with a close friend, at a club where my brother, of all people, is performing. Yes, the music was good. NO, it wasn't great ... but compared to most of the musicians around these parts? It's a difficult comparison, and not for the reason that you think. What I wouldn't give to be back jamming with my old outfit in the USA, we could have been professional if not for that weird thing called life.

Ever tried looking for a Sasquatch? I sure haven't. But if I did, I'd presume it would feel like what I've been trying to figure out for the past few years. Namely, what's going on? ... and more importantly, why?
Ever throw a brick through a glass window? I sure haven't ... but if I did, I don't think it would resemble my slow decline into ambiguity. Subtle, yes?

If you've read this far without giving up, you are to be commended. I'd give you a hug, but you're probably not within arm's reach. Trust me, it's worth it.