So.
There's this thing. (If you don't want to read it, the title is "Mumbai residents want the honking to stop.") Simple enough.
I'm such a horrible person, and you could very well condemn me for my opinion. I'm not even in Mumbai - but the problem is endemic to the ENTIRE. GODDAMN. COUNTRY. Holy hell.
Seriously, the only thing that will improve anything here is a godforsaken cataclysm. I've observed human nature long enough to know this for a fact. So, omnipotent aliens, wherever you are, take note: cut off all vehicle horns in the entire country. I don't care who, what, where. Millions, it is virtually guaranteed, may die - even (or especially) myself - in this transition, but one thing is for certain: the citizens who currently drive so carefree will learn to drive well, because otherwise they will
1) be guilty of killing countless pedestrians, and/or
2) die.
At least we'll have some peace and quiet for once.
Thought for the day.
-- Yours truly radical.
There's this thing. (If you don't want to read it, the title is "Mumbai residents want the honking to stop.") Simple enough.
I'm such a horrible person, and you could very well condemn me for my opinion. I'm not even in Mumbai - but the problem is endemic to the ENTIRE. GODDAMN. COUNTRY. Holy hell.
Seriously, the only thing that will improve anything here is a godforsaken cataclysm. I've observed human nature long enough to know this for a fact. So, omnipotent aliens, wherever you are, take note: cut off all vehicle horns in the entire country. I don't care who, what, where. Millions, it is virtually guaranteed, may die - even (or especially) myself - in this transition, but one thing is for certain: the citizens who currently drive so carefree will learn to drive well, because otherwise they will
1) be guilty of killing countless pedestrians, and/or
2) die.
At least we'll have some peace and quiet for once.
Thought for the day.
-- Yours truly radical.
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